They did it, folks.

They managed to gender cheese.

This is Monterey Jill, which is reduced fat Monterey Jack cheese. Because of course, since it’s reduced fat, and it even says “Meet Jack’s lighter companion,” it’s for dieting. And who diets? Women of course; only women. Ipso facto, we get a pastel-colored package with a cow on it - they even made it easier for us ladies by giving it long eyelashes and a pretty bow in case we were confused what gender the cow was. Cheese marketed to women; what a revelation.

(picture taken from Sociological Images)